Speaking of money, I think I have enough cash now to shoot the cover of my rap album.

I paid actual money for two Ross Lynch songs today

b-eachbound:

jiok

that is not a cute butt.

b-eachbound:

jiok

that is not a cute butt.

Anyway, while I’ve been away from tumblr I’ve been a productive member of society. But more importantly, I’ve been on a quest to watch every recipient of the Academy Award for Best Picture, starting with the most recent and going backwards. I just finished Crash (2005). It was really good, but The Departed is still my favorite, followed closely by Slumdog Millionaire. The Hurt Locker is the only one I didn’t really care for so far. Next up is Million Dollar Baby.

catswithbenefits:

facebook

that’s me. Mom and Dad are so proud.

catswithbenefits:

facebook

that’s me. Mom and Dad are so proud.

I’m surprised I still have followers, actually. INBOX ME, I’VE MISSED YOU GUYS.

Goddammit, I was scrolling and then I accidentally reblogged a cat gif. I guess I’m back on this stupid website. Goodbye, real life.


ethlenn:

When cats can’t accomplish something, they just pretend they were about to do a different thing.

ethlenn:

When cats can’t accomplish something, they just pretend they were about to do a different thing.

it’s been a solid week since I’ve posted anything at all, how did I gain a follower

Fitness update: I worked out a bit today. Crunches, squats, and push-ups. I won’t tell you how many because it’s embarrassing, but seeing as I’m normally sedentary, I think this is a good starting point. I also drank two big glasses of water, which also doesn’t seem like a big deal, but I NEVER drink water. Ever. It’s always either milk or soda. So my plan now is to drink a big glass when I wake up and before bed, and before each meal. And speaking of meals, I’m not eating after 8 PM. I cheated on that today and had some cake around 9, but that’s all. As far as eating goes, I’m cutting way back on portion sizes and trying to fit more protein into my meals and less carbs and sweets.

Soooooo long story short, I’m gonna be sexy as hell by New Year’s Eve. Shout out to Mike for giving me good advice.